Trite Public Service Message No. 78787

Author: Ernest_Brown

Date: January 27, 2003

by Ernest_Brown
1-27-03
New Targeted Demographic Xmas
Hello, Mr. Elf. What present have you brought me?
It's a very special present, especially selected with you in mind.
His suspicion mounts...
Is it a good present?
I happen to think so, we've targeted you especially for your age and race.
Can I be Garry Trudeau's ghost cartoonist now?
Oh, God, get the *#$# out of here, Mr. Stinkybutt.
Curses, foiled again. Come on kid, give emphysema a try.