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| Hello and welcome to the news...i am Dave Elliot and this is Maria - will sleep with anything because she is a big fat whore - paterson. | |
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| Thank you knob jockey. On the news today man was found severly beaten in a news room. | |
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| No there wasn....ohh is that meant to be a threat? the real news today, Maria was discovered to be the main cause of all STD's. | |
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| If thats the case then...news just in Dave has every STD i have! | |
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