The truth!

Author: Etch

Date: June 13, 2001

by Etch
6-13-01
You have a question my child?
Well yes Jesus. I was wondering if it mattered what kind of Christianity I practiced to get into heaven.
Well what type of christianity do you practice?
Well actually I have 3. Mormonism, Catholicism, and Methodist.
Oh shit! Those three? Well you're screwed. See ya.
I knew I should have gone with Heavens Gate. That spaceship sounded cool.