Why do you ask me why I made this? Just shut up and enjoy.

Author: Etch

Date: November 9, 2001

by Etch
11-09-01
The story begins.
Im like angry! I get angry easy! I get angry at what others say! You! listen to what I have to say! Im depressing you know.
Yeah.... Ok....
The plot thickens...
I mean, People always get mad at me and I cant take it anymore! I mean theres this girl and I just cant take it anymore! Gahh! I blame it on her and not myself because I dont know that im a total!~!~
Please... Somebody make him shut the fuck up....where is sweet blissful death when you need him....
Mmmm. Tasty.
AND AND! IM MAD ABOUT SPORTS AND POLITICS AND ANTI S$M EXTREMISTS! GAHHHH! I BLAME IT ON MY PARENTS~!!~ AND YOU~!~ EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOTHING!
ahhh... sweet blissful death.... oh wow! how considerate! Im glazed with a sweet honey flavored rotisserie barbecue sauce.