All comics by Everson

 

by Everson
5-17-04
Part taco wants eyedrop handgrenade.
Kilowatts push for the tremor leaves.
Rag the crowded thermal fan.
Why do you continue to spread the jam, Charlie?
Want sugar on the wildebeast.
Maybe later Gretchen-Meyer's ragdoll seed.
And you thought Jesus loved Santa too!
Susie wants a mildew? Cramp for the garbagecan.
Can in the panel block, block in the ice monkey.

 

by Everson
5-17-04
In the newly self-appointed inter-generational groundswell, Mack destroys his rocket-launcher.
How long is the water-rocket trapezoid?
Frogs spasm kill touchy eggplant stickies!
Life in the wild, eat Wheaties and ride a tricycle.
Smell my armpit, pond scum wheelio!
Life's not all eat strawberry shortcake and sit on a pink pillow!
Heart on kill something why is the black birds flying.
Weep to think fill million air fly things.
Dude.

 

by Everson
5-17-04
The darkness fell, and the wolves howled.
Poor Chinese kids poodle swarm.
Hazardous waste will hearken and threaten the faithful manatee pigeon diaries!
Cowboy Jack will protect Susie from the praying mantis artillery M-20 Rocket Grenade Propellers with bubbles and sticks.
Blow, bubbles, blow. May you float through the air as doves.
YAY!
But he couldn't protect her from the present-bomb offered by perverted space alien!
Here's a present in exchange for a vial filled with pee! Please accept the deal!
No WAY! That's totally grody.

 

by Everson
5-17-04
As Rush once said, "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
Mentally ill homeless clown protect cardboard home with poison hand-lotion.
Oyster mead crackerbread. Got some? Rot and die, scary circus reject.
But sometimes, sitting still for hours on end as you dream of killing Gretchen-Meyer can be a bad thing.
I am not programmed to understand, I am programmed to search, destroy!
What's his deal?
And you thought LOIS was sexy! WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Left-hand foot cry salty river sweat and stink!
I'm afraid you get a ticket for choose up the checkerstripe dogpile cumberbund!

 

by Everson
5-18-04
There are some situations you just DON'T want to be a part of.
Geo-thermal conservatism provides heat for orphan babies in iceland... must hit head with hammer... ramble ramble... Hitler's ass...
No way! That dude's like totally nailing his head or something! I have FOUND GOD!!!
There are other situations you WANT to be a part of, but you just don't want ANYONE to know about.
Hubba hubba! Must think pure thoughts... must think pure thoughts... ah, who am I fooling? Check out that rack!
That priest is obviously undressing me with his eyes... it's not like I'm a 12-year old BOY or anything!!! No fair!
For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Corporate shrills still suck.
Are you trying to pick a fight with me, skinny boy? You WILL be crushed.

 

by Everson
5-18-04
Hey Tony, what's up?
Pretty good...
...
Damn. That didn't go so well...

 

by Everson
7-01-04
Yeah calo
yeah
yeah
yeah!

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