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by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
8-04-02
Boo joins the union...
You know, there's no point to your lack of physical being. You can't just scare somweone with a "boo!' anymore.
How about clanking chains?
Against union policy now, besides with the perceptions people have today, it takes a real threat to their mortality to get them REALLY scared.
Ah, so bodily possession and a chainsaw?
Get your own damn motiv.
Just an idea.... love your films by the way... don't kill me. Oh wait.... already dead.

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
8-04-02
Local 506 monthly meeting...
Alright everyone, settle down. As you all know, our bosses in hell have appointed a new union liaison...
GET ON WITH IT!!
So without further adu, its my pleasure to introduce Jeff.
to be continued...
Production is down, costs are up! So the man in red sent me to kill some of you...
Santa sent you?! That seems kinda lame.

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
8-04-02
At the union hall...
(Oh, you'll eat those words...) RIGHT, seems we have our first volunteer!
AGGGGGGHH!! I mean, I'm on fire for FUCK'S SAKE!
Right anyone else want some?!
ugggh...
All of you need to shape up or my orders are to toast all of ya, now get to FUCKIN' WORK!
I don't see that anywhere in the union guidlines...

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
8-05-02
Another day on the job...
Oh God, please don't kill me!!
Muahaha!
I can't believe I'm going to die like THIS!
...and then suddenly, *BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!*
Right, time for my break. Sorry pal, gonna have to kill ya's some other time. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Uhhh... thank you?

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
8-06-02
Today's episode: Work ethic!
Let's see, it says here that Bob is taking sick leave due to "emotional stress"...
.....
...and should be back after he's worked out some "psychological issues".
.................and you gave this your approval?
He's a serial killer YOU FUCK! We hired him BECAUSE he had "issues!" That's it! YOU'RE FIRED!
AGGGGH! I am on fire! AGGGH! De Pain! De Pain!

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
8-06-02
In the breakroom...
Hey guys...
Christ, Jase... what happened to you? You smell like an arsonist. Wha'ts with the box?
Notice that the reaper isn't the only one in the breakroom with Jason?
The new liaison, Jeff, tried to fire me the hard way before I could point out union guideline 343-E.
The "Son of Sam" rule about dogs?
Well that's about pets in general, but its funny that you mention that. I can only be demoted, so Jeff hired a replacement sure to scare the fuck out of the best of us...
Ok guys, everyone gather around! I'm tippy and I'll be in charge until a new president can be chosen!

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
9-07-03
Back with a vengence!
... I'm gonna kill that fucking dog...
Alright everyone, we're doing great! I think you all deserve an ice cream party for the good job you're doing!
Alright, I love ice cream!
Don't make me put another hole in that sheet you call a body.
Is a Korean Restaraunt in Tippy's near future? Find out next time!
What? What I do?
I think he needs a time out to collect his thoughts!

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
2-10-05
Gotta do something about that little runt, but Union guidelines specifically prohibit off-the-clock murder of fellow members.
Wait a minute, I've got it!
This is going to feel SO good.
Welcome to Seoul Palace! Table for one?
Actually, uh... I was uh... wondering if uh... could I maybe speak to a manager?

 

by Evi1Bo1Weevi1
2-10-05
I am manager!
What? But you're just a little girl!
I'm 42, stupid! Don't you know asian people look young for long time?
Oh, yea... I've heard something about that. Sorry! Well then, would your restaurant be interested in purchasing any "tasty meat"?
Tasty meat? *looks in box* OH, "TASTY MEAT"! Can't say that's the first time this has happened. Go around back! Box dripping on carpet!
Score!

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