Bleeding Anus...or Goatse? D:

Author: EvilPentaPenguin

Date: June 3, 2003

On the beach of San Francisco...
ARGH! I'm Pirate Bob, and I've come to steal your virginity!
NOOOO!!!! My anus doesn't want to bleed! ;_;
Either come with me or be forced to watch GOATSE!!!
AHHH!! I'll take teh sex!
The End
That's why I thought. Now come here, Sweety!
NOOOO!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(