Why Old Friendships Stay Dead

Author: EvilTKat

Date: October 18, 2002

by EvilTKat
10-18-02
Man, I haven't seen you forever! Remember all the great times we used to have?
Do I ever? Hey, remember that time I pooped in you coffee and you drank it? You had shit all in your teeth and went over and talked to that girl? Then she slapped you in the face! That was great!
Wait, what?
You made me eat your shit?
So, I gotta get going. Why don't you call me sometime or something?