Hero-Man 1

Author: EvilTwin

Date: May 5, 2004

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
It started with a war with weapons so top-secret, nobody knew it was going on. One day, John Johnson was walking with his friend Dodgy Dez, the local conman.
Hey, would you look at that? What a prety plane! And it's dropping something... It looks big! It's a present!
Uh-oh... That doesn't sound good. I'm outta here.
John's stupidity cost him his life...
AAAHHHHH!!!!
Don't worry! I'll make sure your coffin is covered in fake jewels for me to steal!
Almost.
He's in the ambulance.
Nurse, prepare the 'My First Screwdriver'!