Ted Thompson, Chat Show Host 4

Author: EvilTwin

Date: June 6, 2004

by EvilTwin
6-06-04
Ted Thompson's Attorney has come to speak with Ted about his recent outburst on public television.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Hello. I was wondering if I could talk to... GOOD LORD, TED! YOU GETTING FIRED HAS TURNED YOU INTO A HIDEOUS SLOB! YOU'RE SO SHORT AND UGLY!
My son Ted is in his room. Come in...