BTC #7: Bad News, Good News

Author: EvilTwin

Date: June 12, 2004

by EvilTwin
6-12-04
I can't believe what you just told me is true. I can't believe you would sell the company secrets just to get money to pay for an elderly hooker.
Well, sir, I have good news as well.
What can possibly be good news now?
I saved a bunch on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
One of these days I'll learn to keep my big mouth shut!