My lovelife that i don't have

Author: Evil_Gremlin

Date: January 29, 2001

by Evil_Gremlin
1-29-01
Damnit, apoc, why can't i ever get me a girlfriend?
Because you're an loser! But don't worry, there are plenty of other losers!
Yeah, well how will I ever reach out to them?
Ah, just put an ad up on one of the neverending contact ad websites!
3 weeks later
I got an reply.. Uh. wtf? This ought to be the ugliest beotch EVER! ...From POLAND?! Ah...
Yeah, what did you expect?