The King's Parody pt3 : Gandof's wrath

Author: Evil_Pumpkin

Date: February 24, 2005

by Evil_Pumpkin
2-24-05
My son did what now?
Well, first he killed the Dwarf prince, and then he slept with the Quenn, and then he attacked England becas=use he thought they were waging war with you.
oh darn, now the Dwarfs are going to attack me?
No sir, you see he also slept with my daughter, so the dwarfs will have nothing to kill.
I'm sorry sir, but you had it coming. Oh, and tell satan to prepare hell for your son reeeeeeeeal soon.