FTC: Should have seen it comming Part 1

Author: Ewwwww

Date: January 2, 2004

by Ewwwww
1-02-04
2004 approaching, sir
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
Wangs!
Your fired.