Eating Little Children--A Novel by Michael Jackson

Author: Ewwwww

Date: January 3, 2004

by Ewwwww
1-03-04
Good Evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
It was when Ruben from American Idol started eating children. Then Michael Jackson started eating them too. But not the way you would expect.