Stranger things have happened

Author: Ewwwww

Date: May 1, 2004

by Ewwwww
5-01-04
Hey, you're Satan, aren't you?!
Nope.
I'm drinking a soda. Would satan drink a 7-Up?
7-Up? No I guess he wouldn't, would he? 7-Up...waitaminute...7-Up is....
Somewhere in Nebraska...
Hey Jesus! We need 10 more gallons of sperm for the new shipment of 7-Up!
Damnit, I knew I should have endorsed Pepsi!