Dinostructive Behavior

Author: ExNihilo

Date: September 5, 2002

by ExNihilo
9-05-02
Fuck, Jim. I thought you were going to stop smoking.
No, fuck you, Bob. You think you're all high and mighty--I know you're keeping a bag of crack cocaine under that queer little hat.
Sometimes you can be a real jackass, Jim.
One of these days, Bob, we're gonna be extinct. And you know why? Because blokes like you started plugging the asses of other guys.
Well you know what, Jim? When they look back at my remains thousands of years from now, they're going to say, "Wow, that dinosaur had a sense of STYLE."
Yeah, and an asshole you could run a mastodon through.