Suddenly Brucin'

Author: ExNihilo

Date: September 5, 2002

by ExNihilo
9-05-02
Now that my marriage is over, I feel like I can finally get close to other women, and I'd just like to say that these past few weeks have been the greatest of my life, darling.
Bruce... that's not a real person. You're watching an old episode of Suddenly Susan.
Oh. Then I guess I AM still a virgin.