Independence Day

Author: Externalization

Date: July 4, 2004

by Externalization
7-04-04
Happy holiday, sir.
Same to you, boy. So how did you express your patriotism today?
I took my gay lover to see Fahrenheit 9-11, then we went to our favorite vegetarian restaurant to discuss it over a joint.
You insurgent terrorist scumfuck! You make me sick!
Um... may I ask how you celebrated today?
I jerked off to the Bible while listening to Rush Limbaugh, beat the crap out of a Mexican, and strangled a Dixie Chick.