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| That concert I wanted to see is coming up. I'd better order my tickets soon. | |
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| It's at a Clear Channel venue, so you'll have to deal with Ticketmaster. You know what that means, right? | |
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| Yeah. $85 for a seat close enough to see the band, $12 convenience charge, $6 processing fee, and $15 for the ticket to be delivered to me. | |
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| All of that's doubled if you manage to find a date, of course. | |
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| I'll need gas money to drive to the stadium where I'll have to pay $25 to park and be overcharged for drinks. | |
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| I wish I were a rich investment banker so I could afford to see Wilco, too. | |
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