Chick or Treat

Author: Externalization

Date: October 31, 2004

by Externalization
10-31-04
Outlaw Halloween!
Oh, for the love of buggery!
Halloween is part of a Satanic conspiracy to indoctrinate children into witchcraft and sacrifice them!
Really? I thought it was a capitalist conspiracy to get us to buy tons of candy and crappy costumes.
Oh, that's exactly what the Luciferian homosexualist banking cabal wants you to believe.
You know, it's not too late to find a costume for you. How'd you like to go as a stick puppet?