Hollywood Halloween

Author: Externalization

Date: October 31, 2004

by Externalization
10-31-04
Why does every costume I see have to be based on a recent movie?
Hi, I'm Gandalf the Grey.
I am the Christ. Witness my Passion.
I'm Michael Moore. It was the Republicans who killed you, you know.
I'm Halle Berry's busted-ass version of Catwoman.
I've got to admit, though, it is pretty frightening.