Holy Grilled Cheese Sandwich!

Author: Externalization

Date: November 17, 2004

by Externalization
11-17-04
Well, the bidding's up to $16,000 now.
For the cheese sandwich with the Virgin Mary on it?
Yeah, my annual salary for a ten year old sandwich.
What could you even do with it? Is the buyer going to eat it?
More importantly, if they did eat it, would Mary still be a virgin?
Hey, according to Bill Clinton, that doesn't count as sex.