D&D Chapter the Fifth: Courtly Love

Author: Externalization

Date: February 28, 2005

by Externalization
2-28-05
Thou has vanquished the foul hydra, m'lady, and thou hast impressed me greatly.
Yeah, well my spider-sense is telling me that it doesn't take much to impress you.
You are truly a rainbow in the dark, and I want to be your holy diver.
If this is where you try to get me to wear that stupid Lady Galadriel dress again, I'm leaving.
I think you'll find that my lair is not so easy to escape.
We're in your mother's basement, loser. I'm going home.