The Right Kind For Your Kind

Author: Externalization

Date: March 4, 2005

by Externalization
3-04-05
I had the dream again last night.
The one where you and Ash Williams are riding horses through Discworld looking for naked Jewish women to paint?
Yeah, only this time Shannon Hoon was there trying to explain Schrödinger's equation to the Geico lizard. It made me want to lick myself.
Are you sure that was only Advil you took before you went to bed?
Before I knew it, Bushwick Bill and some other angry midgets showed up and started throwing apples at us.
Finish your corn and get the fuck out!