Anything But Tasteless

Author: Externalization

Date: March 9, 2005

by Externalization
3-09-05
You've heard of AWOL, alcohol without liquid? It inspired me to invent a line of inhalable candies and cakes.
You're cashing in on all the junkfood addicts who want to lose weight?
Why not? Now you can indulge in all the sweets you want without any of the fat, carbs, or guilt.
Hmmm... flavored air replacing tasty snacks?
Or FARTS for short.
Any chance you'll let me suck one for free?