Tossed Salad For the Soul

Author: Externalization

Date: March 16, 2005

by Externalization
3-16-05
I finally found Jesus, like you always recommend.
That's wonderful! Have you formed a personal relationship with the Lord?
Yes. I don't call him "Lord," though. I call him "Chef."
Why is that?
Because he tossed my salad like a pro.