Robot Roll Call

Author: Externalization

Date: March 30, 2005

by Externalization
3-30-05
Actual news item: Faced with a diminishing army, the US military deploys robots to fight in Iraq.
Thanks to the Pacbot, there's no need for us to risk human lives any more.
Except the human lives they're specifically programmed to take, of course.
Now keep in mind George can't control when the wars begin or end... (la la la)
Enemy target located. Klaatu barada nikto.
Curious how the government came up with this idea shortly after Arnold Schwarzenegger went into politics, huh?
...because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
What is that thing attacking my village?
It's a Diebold machine with an NRA membership! Run!