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Actual news item: Faced with a diminishing army, the US military deploys robots to fight in Iraq.
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| Thanks to the Pacbot, there's no need for us to risk human lives any more. | |
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| Except the human lives they're specifically programmed to take, of course. | |
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Now keep in mind George can't control when the wars begin or end... (la la la)
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| Enemy target located. Klaatu barada nikto. | |
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| Curious how the government came up with this idea shortly after Arnold Schwarzenegger went into politics, huh? | |
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...because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
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| What is that thing attacking my village? | |
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| It's a Diebold machine with an NRA membership! Run! | |
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