Happy Flag Day

Author: Externalization

Date: July 4, 2005

by Externalization
7-04-05
How was your 4th, sir? Enjoy your barbecue?
Sure did. How was yours? Spend the day burning flags or something?
No, I don't bother with meaningless symbols. It offends me that soon I won't have the right to make that choice, though.
Ha ha! Take that, hippies! The terrorist threat of flag desecration shall soon be over!
I think you should know, sir, having sex with the flag is also considered an act of desecration.
WHAT? They want to take my rights away?