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| Marina Bai is suing NASA for "moral trauma" after their Deep Impact mission successfully shot a probe into comet Tempel 1. | |
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| This alteration of the cosmos interferes with my work as a professional astrologer. Our horoscopes could all be distorted now! | |
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| Hmm, so do you think this experiment could have any adverse effects on the lives of sane people? | |
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| The change in the karmic properties of the comet could have affected mobile telephony on Earth. If your phone stopped working, get in touch with me. | |
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| Would you prefer smoke signals or talking drums? | |
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| Can I have my $300,000,000 now? | |
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