The Fiber Menace (4 of 3)

Author: Externalization

Date: May 15, 2006

by Externalization
5-15-06
For just $19.95, you can learn how fiber and water are addictive substances which harm the body.
So if I feel the need for roughage in my diet, I should eat more marsupial pubes or something?
Mock me if you want, but I`ll ask you this: What happened the last time you over indulged in fiber-rich food?
I ended up taking a shit roughly equivalent to my own body mass.
And then what happened?
It tried to sell me some book for $19.95.