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| Okay, I've removed my clothing and disposed of all my worldly possessions. Now may I board my flight? | |
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| What do you mean? I'm not carrying anything! | |
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| According to our anti-privacy sensors, your testicles are full of semen right now. I have no choice but to arrest you and detain you indefinitely. | |
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| Damn, I knew I should have pulled one out on my way to the security gate. | |
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| You're obviously a terrorist, otherwise your balls would have disappeared the moment the terror alert was raised to red. | |
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