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| O.J. Simpson, could you explain the premise of your book "If I Did It?" | |
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| We all know I didn't kill my wife, but if I had, this book would explain exactly how I did it, from my point of view as the murderer. | |
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| But News Corp. has cancelled both your book deal and your scheduled television special. What a tragedy, eh? | |
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| That's okay. I've already found another lucrative medium to market "If I Did It" in. | |
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| Cool, I slashed her whole head off! Bonus points! | |
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| Kickass! Now on to the Bronco chase scene! | |
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