Desperate Measures

Author: Eyre

Date: January 19, 2001

by Eyre
1-19-01
Jesus's agent scrambles to find something...
Okay, you're gonna love this. I'm tellin' ya...you've hit the bigtime now!
What?
Kiss those lowpass naysayers goodbye!
Did I get a role in Kevin Smith's new flick?
No...you're going to be answering phones at the Psychic Friends Network! Isn't it great?
Hooray!