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by FARM101
12-30-05
The year is 2005. The apocalypse is now, well yesterday. There are few survivors, but among them are the two below.
Hey, chicken?
Yeah?
Why is it after all this destruction, after all the death, I am thinking about how I'm talking to a fucking chicken?
. . . .
ADD?
What?

 

by FARM101
12-30-05
Hey, I'm Andy!
Pleasure, I'm Sarge Buckner. Just call me Bucky.
Okay Bucky. So . . . you like movies?
Negative.
Okay . . . , what do you do in your spare time?
I imagine crushing people's souls . . . and I go to church.

 

by FARM101
12-30-05
So, what were you doing before the apocalypse?
Oh, I was, you know, well, I was well . . . jerking the bird . . . .
I was preparing dinner as well.
Yeah . . . dinner . . . .

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
Hey Bucky, there's someone I want you to meet.
ya, who?
It's a talking chicken.
Well howdydoo, the name's Kevin, yours?
A chicken, eh? Would you mind stepping over that fire over there? I'm getting hungry.

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
Kevin found us this place to sleep. It's one of the only standing buildings in those whole town. Hey look on the bright side, we can practice our ABC's.
I am already capable of reciting the alphabet.
Hey Kevin, don't you think that Bucky is a killjoy.
Yeah, just yesterday I asked him what he thought was in this sack I carry. He said porn magazines and walked away.
But wasn't he right?
Yes, but it's the principle of the matter.

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
Hello, Jesus. I've got a problem. My doggy ran away.
I'm just scared he's out there alone all on his own, without anyone to hold him.
Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares.

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
Listen how many times do I have to tell you I don't know what happened, okay?
So your boss can confirm your whereabouts.
Yes, now please. I'm in the middle of something, can I please go?
Sure, your clear.
Heeeeeelp!
Ahh, sometimes I think I'm too good at my job.

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
New episode of LOST, finally.
Previously on LOST, a black dude uses AIM.
Dad?
Son! I killed ur dog.
Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep.
WTF!
L0L, JK JK, LMAO! neway, g2g enter #'s. ttyl bye.

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
Tonight's Top Stories: A group of clowns made asses of themselves when slipping on a pair banana peels.
Hello, I'm Cindy Gibbins.
And I'm Gary Fords. This is Fox News.
Fox has found what might be conclusive evidence that George W. Bush is Jesus. More later tonight.
We're fair and balanced.
That's right Cindy. We're a hard hitting, investigative news team.
Which ones are better, Pirates or Ninjas? Latest poll says syntax error.
Tonight we're going to cover The War on Christmas.
Exactly. There is a war on Christmas in these days. Why can't people say Merry Christmas instead of this stupid Happy Holidays shit? And to Jews, well, just stop being Jewish! It's as simple as that.

 

by FARM101
12-31-05
Alright, let's do this thing.
Owwww!

 

by FARM101
1-01-06
This spring, get ready for excitement, and the ultimate ride of your life. You will have the pants blown off you when you see this jaw-dropping movie.
The best action adventure movie to ever hit the silver screen is coming. Starring Samuel L. Jackson. It's . . . Snakes on a Plane.
I'm Samuel L. Jackson mutherfucker. Were are the mutherfuckin' snakes?
I think we have bigger problems than snakes. For one, the ceiling just flew off.

 

by FARM101
1-02-06
Mr. President, your approval ratings went down another 4% today. We need a plan to raise them, sir.
I see, well what if we have an Iraqi election for the government there.
They just did, sir. It happened a couple of weeks ago.
What?! Why wasn't I informed of this?
We did inform you, sir. We sent a memo, and the story was all over the news.
Bingo. First of all, I don't "read" the memos. I perfer you draw a comic summarizing the report. Second, the only TV I watch is Blues Clues, and that's only for the challanging puzzles.

 

by FARM101
1-02-06
Wow, so I really can turn into anyone I want. Okay, I wanna be Harry Potter!
I said I wanted to be Harry Potter, not a geek!

 

by FARM101
1-03-06
Hey Andy, do you know what Shrub means? I've heard people call me that a lot. I think it's a term of endearment or something.
Well . . . .
No wait, I got it. Shrub is an anagram of Bush!
Sir, you forgot the R.
When I play anagrams with Condi, she always lets me drop a letter!

 

by FARM101
1-03-06
Hey man, I just got back from seeing the sneak preview of Hostel. I'm actually pretty freaked out.
See what did I tell you?
I mean one person brought their five year old to see it. And then the paramedics in the theater were laughing at every scene that was supposed to be intense and dramatic. Sick bastards.
But how was the movie?
Oh, the movie? It was hilarious!

 

by FARM101
1-07-06
Hey Kevin, look at what I just found.
A new suit, very nice.
I got it from a store, but don't worry, I didn't forget to pay. It may be the apocalypse, and all the people who worked at the store are probably dead, but I still have my morals.
Oh, but where'd you get the money?
Off some dead guy.

 

by FARM101
1-14-06
So I saw Lost last night. It was pretty good, but seriously, what was with the monster and Eko. A guy stares down a big, powerful monster. What the fuck is that? But it was good.
Yeah, i liked it.
Wanna go out?
Ummm, no.
. . . I'm sorry, but did you really think that would work?
No, not really.

 

by FARM101
1-14-06
Hey Kevin, your back.
Yup, I didn't find anything to eat except a dead squirrel.
Damn, we're running low on food, and i'm getting hungry. I wish I could eat some tender meat right now.
Andy, why you looking at me like that? Andy . . . ?

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