I hate the Charmin commercials.

Author: FFTSB

Date: March 31, 2005

by FFTSB
3-31-05
Hey dad! I have a problem! I need to take a huge dump but we only have a little bundle of CHARMIN toilet paper left!
Oh, don't worry son! That amount is more then enough to wipe your humongous ass with! Because with Charmin, LESS IS MORE!
Gee, dad! I'll take your word for it! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to crap right in front of the tv viewers facers!
You go do that son! And remember to do that little dance afterwords!
OOOOHHH MAAAAANNN THATS GOOOOD!!! Hey, why is it always green? Damn it!
I think on the lists of things I could've lived without seeing, this ranks very high.