the adventures of ethan.

Author: FIREPOWA8

Date: January 7, 2004

by FIREPOWA8
1-07-04
hey blokes, today we give you the adventures of ethan. he's funny sometimes.
y' best give me all your booze, ya fat cunt.
no, you're william shatner.
well, this wasn't expected.
hey, ethan. i'm mallowman. i can help you get out of the jolly policemen's way, as long as you become a republ-
personally, i'd rather die. cuff me up, ya navy wearin' cockswabbles.