i try to solve a crime in this one. part 1

Author: FIREPOWA8

Date: February 12, 2004

by FIREPOWA8
2-12-04
Latrine forum. 3:50pm.
Who the fuck are you?
My name is Administrator. And you are a moderator.
...I am?
Yes, I'm afraid.
That sucks. Why do you want me?
Easy. I want you... to solve a crime.