All comics by FanOfHimself

 

by FanOfHimself
9-15-03
Some Where
Hey You! I Have A Hammer And Ill Nail Myself To The Head.
He Is Totally Bluffing.
Hey What Are You Doing...Ok Here I Go..
I Will Kill Him Before He Kills Him Self.
I Told You I Would!.......Ow,,My Head.
I Guess He Already Did. Oh Well.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-15-03
Science Lab
Hi Big Boy.
Oh No!!!Im Gettin All Horny And Stuff. AND I MADE YOU. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I Have Hairy Boobs.
Uhhhhh..I Have 10" Long Nipples. Want To Rub Em' In Greese.
How 'Bout,,, NO You Crazy Horny Scientist With 10" Longe Nipples Man.
Well I Know I Tried.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-15-03
Aaron's Drunk Mind
Wazz Up Dog!!!Your An Elf....Kool.
Nothin Bro..Wazz Up With You...And Dude Im Not An Elf.
Dude I'm So Wasted Right Now Man. Isn't That Awesome.Ha Ha.
Dude Your All Ways Drunk. Its Me Chris.Your Best Friend. When Your Sober, I'll Come Back.
5 Hours Later
Oh Hey Chris Did You See That Cool Green Elf Carring A Present?
Dude, Seriosly He Is A Total IDIOT.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Aarons Drunk but wont say it and that is really a monster
Chris ill tell you now im not drunk.I see a wierd guy person thing but im not drunk.
What is he talkin about, i am a freaky deaky monster.Yep he is DRUNK.
Aaron aint drunk no more
Uhhh..Iwas drunk and now have a major hang over.....wait a minute..if i aint drunk...then.
Mabey I should kill him now and leave his body to the giant radioactive pigs to eat.
Aaron Ran Away
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm..well he aint ever comin' back...

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Aarons Room
who...who...who are yo you and why are you comin out of the ground like that.
Im the demon of all things and now you will pay!!! I will suck you into Hell!!!!Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaa...
Aaron Was sucked into hell
AHHH!!! This Sucks!!!
Well good day to you kids.
Hell
Hmmmm...Whats this..Its a note it reads: "Welcome to hell you naughty boy..you are here because you killed T.L. That ghost over there, he is really anoying."Oh so thats what i did but no one likes him
You made me ugly!Look what happen You ripped all my skin off and stabbed me in my ugly face.Oh well i was always ugly before

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Some where In Jail
OOOOO...your gettin a whippin now...
I'll fight you!
Wip-snap!!!
Ha i got you!!!
Owe you hit my hand...Sob.
Ok I'll be good Daddy....Sob...Sob.
Ok good boy..
I'll be good....Daddy..

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Cristmas On the Streets
Hey Santa. Will you give me a dollar...Please
Ho Ho Ho No...
Hobo Bob Is MAD because santa walked away.
Well then fill the rath..Of Hobo Bob You sick !#@ Mo' Fo'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your A dumb !@$*...
5 secs. later
Hey Angry Rain Deer. Care to give me a buck? AAHHHHHHH Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa. Ya get it, your a deer and give me a buck...ha ha ha well thats a good en.
Does he know i dont speak Human. Jack ass....Ha ha ha ha ha ya get it jack-and-ass..ha ha thats so funny i forgot to laugh.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Somewere in Nowere
Hey daddy...will i grow up to be as mean as you and kill people and stuff???
Awwww...son, this day finally came..yes, yes you will and i will be so PROUD!!!!!!
3 years later
Die you gay son of a B!TCH!!!
Lots of squirrel talk: fh fh fh hfdfh shioh fhg fdsgh gh dfghhgg ie hrug?
20 years later
Yo pops! Will I be just like you when i grow up. You know, kill people and stuff?
Yes..Yes you will.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Farmington
Man I hate english bobbies. They suck eggs. My dad got a new job. Ya wanna go see?
Sure, why not.
DAD...COME OUT HERE..LET ME SEE YOUR NEW COP UNIFORM!!!
I cant wait to see em'. I want to be a cop when i get older.
Dil runs away laughing his butt off
Dang it dang it your a english dang it bobby dang it dang it DANG IT!!!!!!!
Why in all the life of english bobbies are you pounding a nail into your head you stupid boy!!!

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Out side by mail box
Hey I got this letter in the mail. Should I read it?
Go ahead, I'll listen.
Ok here we go,,its a joke. "Whats white and smells and can be found in womens panties?" Then it says to guess then look on back for answer. Mmm..o.k. i think its......mayo. You?
I think it is.....clitter litter..
The Answer
Man your nastey well lets look on the back........oh my god. Your right. How did you know?
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by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Outside of Blockbuster
Just say no! Just say no! Just say no!
Just say no to what?
To the porn that they show in Blockbuster. Kids could watch it while their parents are gone and jack-off to them.
OO.KK...your stupid. Porn rocks. You could really learn off them. If ya know what I mean.
No porn does not rock. We dont need kids masterbating to their parents porn, do we? Well do we?
Go to hell you gay @$$ hippie fag.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Church
Settle down settle down...today we will learn about Jesus Crtiste..in the dark
Coooooooool!!!!!
Jesus died for our sins and thats all i know.
Ahhhh Help Me...Ahhhhhhh
Thats for not knowing about Jesus Criste.I know alot of stuff about em'.I know he died for our sins, he was a jew, he was the son of Mary, and a lot more. And I'm a demon!!!

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Bad Idea
Ok dude we are going to bring spirits back with this Weegee board! OOOOO Scary!!!
Awww Sweet!!!
5 hours later
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Hey cool. Two dumb ascomicses just let us out of hell.do you want to scare some people and then shoot our selves with animal tranqualizers and fuck like stone bitches?
Yeah sweet. And sure we can fuck like stone bitches.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Bad Idea
Ok dude we are going to bring spirits back with this Weegee board! OOOOO Scary!!!
Awww Sweet!!!
5 hours later
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Hey cool. Two dumb asses just let us out of hell. Do you want to scare some people and then shoot our selves with animal tranqualizers and fuck like stone bitches?
Yeah sweet. And sure we can fuck like stone bitches.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Zachs Room
Hi Zack its me T.L., notice any diferences about me.
Yeah i do you look like a fuckin' gay ass dick sucker. Dude now im glade im not your friend.
Yeah but you will always be my cousin. So do want to spank my tatood ass?
Hell no bitch, I would never touch your gay fag ass. Ill get Aaron to kick your ass.
T.L. Runs Away
Oh no its Aaron help me please. Help me PLEASE!
Yeah you better get your black nigga ass outta here,,QUEER!!!

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Detroit
Good evning folks of Detroit. Over the past 26 years, we have had gay attacks all over Detroit. The attack is (if you dont know) a group of gay naked men with plungers attacking poor defencles people.
Hey whats that out side? It looks like a group of naked gay men with plungers attacking poor defencles people.
Oh and dont go of 4 feet from them or they will take the plungers and ram it all the way up your ass. Only the men so women you can relaxe. Good day to you all.
DONT WORRY PEOPLE OF DETROIT. I WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
OH NO NOT THE THE WHOLE PLUNGER..AHHHHHH.........SPLAT!

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
Aarons Room
Wazz up Zach.How you doing today. I got some reaping to do so love ya. Bye. Oh my first victom will be T.L. Ha Ha Ha
Ok Aaron but meet me at......the trees. Oh and tell T.L. I never liked him, I just used him for money.
Oh hey T.L. You want to die dont you?
No Aaron who said that?
Intermission
Hi who ever you are. We are having intermission because Aaron wanted too.
Yeah we are just small 7 year old prostitutes.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-16-03
The Trees...Aaron Is 15 Mins. Late
Where the fuck is Aaron. He was supposed to meet me here 15 minutes ago...What the heck is that..???
Ahh yeah... Its me Aaron.
So did you kill T.L. and tell him what i said?
Yeah I did. So do you want to go catch fire like me?
Go right ahead Aaron, Kill yourself.
Dude Zach, I cant die, remember? Man I am all warm inside and out.

 

by FanOfHimself
9-18-03
The Street
Hey hippies are gay.
No we're not. Were just sexualy challenged. Thats all.
Well i still hate hippies.
Ahhhh......
Im in love...
Hey baby...

 

by FanOfHimself
9-18-03
Airplane
Your a lesbo trainee. Ani hope you fall on a nail and die.
Yeah well..I hope you die by giving a 73 year old man a blow job. Even if your are 6.
Dirty mother fukin' bitch....ow my hair...my stomach lining...my skin..ahhhh...oooo right there..stick it there...
I love you.
I love you too whore slut.

 

by FanOfHimself
10-17-03
St. Louis
Hey Mr...spare change????
You just get the hell away from me or I will kill you by stinging you with my long pointy ass!!!!
Wahh hah hah!!!
Yeah get the hell out of my side you mother fu........
What the hell?????
Hey,,,,shut yo damn moth foo!!!

 

by FanOfHimself
10-17-03
I will make Mission in life to kill all the ugly ass chicks!!!
Dude take off your dame mask so I can see who you are.
O.k. hang on.
O.k. whatever.
It is I, Aaron,,Ruler of all the nether world!!!.................................
Hey-----Aaron whats up dog.

 

by FanOfHimself
10-17-03
Hi you lazy ass people sittin at the old out dated computer in your parents basements.This is called The Fag Show. If you look like any of these people then you are most likely a FAG.
Well, hello guys,my job is very simple alls you do is sit there until some guy come and picks you up and well you know...:-p..nice meetin you all....oh my number is: 1-lick-the-ass..call me.
Yes guys I do have rings all over me..I even have a prince albert..oooh very nice...this one time at this college i rode a guy all semester..and it was fagtastic..my number is: 1-800-I-am-a-fag
I am not a women first of all Aaron.(Aaron says:Shut the fuck up!) I am really a man. You see dressing up as a women gets me fucked in the ass all the time.I would show you the gaping hole bu.........
Im sorry about that one..he is very weird and...just back with the show..(Pukes)
(Aaron says: Now who let him here!?!) Hi i aint a fag i just wanna be on tv..Hi santa and all the othe elves.Whisper:We will have a HUGE orgie when I get back. Well see ya Aaron (Aaron: Well thats it)

 

by FanOfHimself
10-20-03
Hey Mara...We gotta talk..
Oh no.. I thinks it's all over for us..The 3 words a couple fears..
We've been goin' out for at least 3 years and...
(Sob..Sob) I knew it you've found me out. I have been dating a male stripper..Lets just get it over with..Say it..Say it
O-k thats not what I was sayin.....
Oh........

 

by FanOfHimself
10-20-03
Snootchy Boochy
Poo

 

by FanOfHimself
11-07-03
Hey Joey.Whats up?
Nothin dude. Well this one chick.
Hey dude you got laid!
Of course i did dumbass.
I have got to go to that new strip bar.
Well time to go lie to Chris.

 

by FanOfHimself
11-27-03
Hey baby! What are ya doin?
Nothin you.
So do ya wanna go let me see those tits of yours?
Sure I guess. Why not.
Im gonna get laid!
Not again.

 

by FanOfHimself
11-27-03

 

by FanOfHimself
11-27-03
The guy wasnt a clown...I think.
Hello.
Yes, is your name Harry Dick?
No. Is your name Douche Nugget?!?!
No my names Pual.
Then I hung the phone up
Then shut the hell up, PUAL!!!
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