Pathetic Excuse for a Boy

Author: FancyCharm

Date: January 15, 2004

by FancyCharm
1-15-04
Preston attempts to hit on a girl.
Hey sexy, my name is Preston. Wanna bang?
Bang? Sure! I'll BANG your face into oblivion!
Second attempt.
Hey baby, damn you are fine!!
Do I LOOK like a baby to you!? Huh!? Huh!? Do I!?
Third times a charm.
Hey hot stuff. I just wanted to holla at u!
Holla Back!