Like a pile of herring (thanks for the flowers)

Author: Fantasma

Date: July 14, 2003

by Fantasma
7-14-03
Greg, lemme ask you a question. Do people on the street stare at you as you walk by? I mean little kids, women, teenage boys?
Yes, this happens everytime.
And i know the reason for this behaviour. Greg, you are beardy, greasy, and most importantly...
...you smell like a pile of herring mixed with duck shit.
Thanks for the flowers, man. *starts to cry*