Sidewalks arent in your backyard are they?

Author: FarseerArun

Date: August 14, 2004

by FarseerArun
8-14-04
A long time ago in your backyard...
I wonder how much poop this banana will generate?
I say chap would you like to be my new pocket monkey?
Perhaps I can throw it at this irratitng stereotype before me.
Now wacth my monocule, or is this a watch? Well anywho, watch as I hypnotise you...
...and nothing actually happened!
I bet it wont be much.
...Why yes... little monkey... I would... like to... live... nestled... in your... small... fur-lined pocket... covered with... feces.