The (Sad) Adventures of Kheila and Shannon

Author: Farts_McCoy

Date: April 20, 2001

by Farts_McCoy
4-20-01
On a long, romantic walk...
Shannon, do you ever give any thought to, you know, us?
Us...as in...being married to a couple of schmucks?
No, I meant more like Ann Heche and Ellen Degeneres-type us?
Oh sure I have... just one question?
Which of us is Ellen?