SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft!!!

Author: Farts_McCoy

Date: April 24, 2001

by Farts_McCoy
4-24-01
Well Joseph, these LEGAL DOCUMENTS say here...well, they say that the DEED to the CHURCH is YOURS unless you BREAK WIND in my, the LAWYER'S PRESENCE!!!
Alright stupid, now just STAND HERE and DON'T MAKE A PEEP and IT'S ALL MINE!!! I'll SELL THIS DUMP and have all sorts of money to DO THE DEED with whoever I want!!! Nothing can stop me now! HAH!!!
Meanwhile...in Joe's stomach...
MAKEY BOOPY STINKY STINKY GASSY POO POO I LIKE MEAT!!!
AHH SO...FULL THROTTO ON AH GASOMETA FOH BIG HEAPUM POO POO LONG TIME!!! HAH HAH HAH!!!
*PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPFT*
Oh!!! THAT'S IT THE DEED IS MINE!!! *sniff* *sniff* *COUGH* *HACK* Good God man that's thick!!!