My Mom Is Seriously The Coolest

Author: FatJordan

Date: May 16, 2004

by FatJordan
5-16-04
After showing my mom a video I taped of two girls kissing which was interupted by her coming home...
Mom, you totally cockblocked me from watching lesbians go down on each other!
Shut up Jordan! They kissed, that's all.
They said they would have done things involving "carpet" and "munching".
Well you should have called me and I wouldn't have come home!
Oh yeah, "Hey mom, can you not come home? I'm about to watch two chicks go down on each other. Thanks!"
Touche.