Tim "The Toolman" Taylor invites me over

Author: FatJordan

Date: May 1, 2006

by FatJordan
5-01-06
He...um...what are you doing?
Hey neighbor! I'm just working on sorting my ancient Chinese Pottery Barn collection!
No you're not. You realize I'm on the same side of the fence as you, right?
...don't judge me.
Have you heard about the movie Hard Candy? Guy like you...gets his...parts...MANGLED.
And you are trying to make me stop?