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by FatTony
3-21-01
Hey, look here. It's an Inter-net!
I'm going to download you now, little Inter-Net.
Fucking Commie garbage, ain't it?

 

by FatTony
3-21-01
Hey Rube, goin' to the public hanging tonite?
What's that Rube? Can't understand a damn thing you're saying?
Sorry Chuck, I'm just a little hoarse today.

 

by FatTony
3-21-01
Finally...it's done! Years of calculating and experimenting, and now the fruits of my labor stand before me... Xerox709A!
Such a shame his time here will be so fleeting.
**blip-bleep** WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I AM A ROBOT. I AM NOT MORTAL. **bleep**
I programmed you with cancer.

 

by FatTony
3-22-01
Reality TV
...and in other news, the Dow is up twenty points and you're still a big nancy-boy fag...
...chance for snow this weekend as another cold front is quickly spreading across the Pacific Northwest, but not as quickly as that cancer's spreading though your body...
**sniff**
Looks like SOMEONE won't be hitting the slopes this weekend..har har rolfff...back to you, Bob.

 

by FatTony
3-22-01
So I just flew in from Nazareth, and boy, are my arms tired.
Booo!
Is this thing on? Ha! Wacka Wacka! But seriously, I love the Jews...
...so then i tell her, 'you got the wrong Jesus, bitch'...Hey, I'm dyin' up here. Tough crowd, tough crowd.

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