Here comes Bill Gates.

Author: FenirWolf

Date: November 16, 2003

by FenirWolf
11-16-03
Pal...I am Bill Gates! I hacked into Heaven's server and found that you are number 3 on the all time most evil list. Now you must DIE!!!
Oh GOD!!!...Wait?!? Dubbya is number 2 why don't you go after him?!?
Because you twit, I programed him...I can't corner the market of evil by just myself now can I???
I should have known.
Now about your death!
I think running away is a really good idea right now.