Don't ask, Don't tell!!!

Author: FenirWolf

Date: November 17, 2003

by FenirWolf
11-17-03
Hey Snow. I have been meaning to ask you a question for a while now...Why do you take such long showers?
Well, I like showers, and there is a lot of me to clean.
Dude, with the time it takes you to shower, I could have taken a dump, showered, washed my nipple ring, washed my hair, jerked off, and sang God Save the Queen!
You've timed this before?
Of course! I am practicing for the Bathroom Olympics!
Good Greif!