Letter from Mom

Author: FetalMind

Date: July 9, 2002

by FetalMind
7-09-02
Hey look! It's a letter from Mom!
Hey, wazzup, my stick brotha? Whatcha got there?
"Spotty's doing good, though he still craps alot on the couch..."
No, dude! Skip that!
Alright, I'm at the end..."But, Johnny, it seems that I had syphilis all along! Isn't that strange?"
Eww! Ok, that's it! I don't wanna hear about your mom's sexual adventures anymore!!!